HOMECOMING COURT PROFILE

Since the HANDY Homecoming King will be somewhat of a superhero, it will be important to share my origin story. I was born at a very young age. Growing up, I had two dreams: becoming a ninja & wearing corduroy pants every day. Since it is impossible to sneak up on people wearing corduroy pants, I discarded both dreams and started a successful boutique law firm specializing in the areas of estate planning, asset protection, and probate administration. As the current Vice Chair of the HANDY Board of Directors, I utilize my unmatched legal skill to assure that HANDY’s mission isn’t thwarted by unnecessary risk or unscrupulous ne’re do wells and nogoodniks. As the father of a 13 year old daughter and an 8 year old son, my hobbies mainly include dad jokes and embarrassing my children, though I do find some time to play golf poorly and root on my Florida Gators. I work hard, I play hard, and I cliché hard. I am coming for the crown…